They can’t stop reproducing

Matt Damon is a father: Matt Damon and wife, Luciana, welcomed another girl on Wednesday, Aug. 20th. She will join sisters Isabella, 2, and Alexia, 10, and bring estrogen levels in the Damon household to dizzying heights. Just a reminder to Matt when all his daughters reach puberty. Don’t look in the bathroom trash can, just don’t. Dropped your watch in it? Leave it dude, it’s gone.

Jennifer Garner pregnant again: Ending months of speculation, Jennifer Garner admitted to Access Hollywood that she’ll give birth to another little monster. The perfect companion for her two-year-old daughter Violet. The sex of the child is not yet known, but then again, neither are the genus or species.