I’m not arguing Adriana Lima doesn’t look pretty good in these pictures of her on the set of Ugly Betty, I’m arguing that, normally, she’s weird looking and that sex with her would be the most surreal experience. Mid-coitus, your penis would be all, “Fuck yea, supermodel!,” but your brain would be all, “Wait a minute penis, I have a direct link with the eyes and he’s telling me he’s not too sure about this.” Then your penis would be all, “Screw you brain. Supermodel!,” and eventually, your brain will acquiesce because your penis has made a very convincing argument.
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