Struggling actresses love the beach and are easily tricked into doing fake photo shoots if you tell them you work for a big magazine. Giving them a homemade business card also alleviates their fear that the resulting photos might end up on a fetish porn website. Of course, none of that has anything to do with these pictures of Blake Lively in a BATHING SUIT (for you commenters). I’m just saying, for no reason at all, Blake should remain hopeful that not a lot of people are into bird scat porn and also watch Gossip Girl. More under the cut.
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