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Charlize Theron hates “The Hills” like everyone else

During an interview with MTV’s Josh Horowitz to promote Battle in Seattle and in between calling Josh an asshole and suggesting she’s into kinky sex, Charlize Theron ponders why The Hills is popular.

MTV: You have said that you are now up on “The Hills,” so I have a question: Do you think Lo is treating Audrina fairly?

Theron: [Long pause, laughs.] So I watched a couple episodes. I was doing a world tour at the time, so I watched them in a couple languages. I realized that this f—ing show is huge. Now I’m going to ask you a question: Why?

MTV: Why what?

Theron: Why is it so big? It’s about nothing! This is a free country. Freedom of speech! You can tell me right now to my face that “Reindeer Games” was a piece of sh–. That’s totally fine. But “The Hills” is about nothing. I think the girls are beautiful and when they cry their mascara runs and that’s real, but I don’t get it! [Pause.] I am a nana. I’ll just take it. I am a nana. Maybe I need to watch the shows some more.

Lauren Conrad, Audrina Patridge, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. Charlize Theron thinks you should all go fuck yourselves. That’s what she was trying to say, right? If it’s not, maybe Charlize would like to clarify. Over dinner perhaps? I’ll bring the condoms and laxatives.

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  • “I doubt Sagemiller would throw Theron and Zellweger under the bus like that, bringing their names up for no reason”

    Seriously? You can’t think of what might motivate some lesser actress to drop the names of a couple A-listers like that? Now I realise evidence is unfashionable these days and mere denunciations must be believed without question or you are a Bad Person, but if you really can’t think of a reason why she might say those things, you ain’t trying very hard ;-)

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