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Christina Aguilera is growing

Ever since Christina had her baby, her breasts seem to be getting bigger and bigger. I’m not complaining, it’s just that I’m worried that one day she’ll start tipping over. What if no one is around to help her up? She’ll just be a sack of boobs face down on the ground, screaming at the pavement in earnest. Any passerby would probably think she’s crazy and leave her to die. My god, be careful Christina.

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chewy
chewy
16 years ago

she has big boobies from having kids, but you can also tell from the header pic, she has implants

laura loon
laura loon
16 years ago

who the eff is that behind her? dina lohan? christ run chrissy run!

Lola
Lola
16 years ago

Her boobs are fake…. There’s NO way in hell her boobs look like this or got this big because she had a kid. Look at how hard they look and how far apart they are from each other. Her skin is so stretched out, you can see every vein in her chest…. She’s an ugly hypocrite that looks like a transvestite with fake hair, nose, boobs and eyelashes. She married a fucking baboon-faced fool and that’s who her kid is gradually starting to resemble. All she got going for herself is a great voice but that’s about it. She doesn’t… Read more »

laura loo
laura loo
16 years ago

ooowwwwch. lola gots some beef with chrissy.

abc
abc
16 years ago

i think it’s just engorgement

Yling
16 years ago

I hear over & over & over again that Christina Aguilera is a perfectionist!!! Ok! How the hell does she go on believing she is perfect. Well I think she needs to look the meaning up just because she is all fake! her hair color is fake, plus she’s got hair extentions, her skin is covered in that ugly orange stripper make-up, she dyes her eye brows, wears fake eye lashes, and face surgery, and fake boobs the litttle dent in the side of her boob means the implants are to large and are pulling the skin just like Paula… Read more »

Yling
16 years ago

Where have you people been everyone knows she has implants.