Ever since Christina had her baby, her breasts seem to be getting bigger and bigger. I’m not complaining, it’s just that I’m worried that one day she’ll start tipping over. What if no one is around to help her up? She’ll just be a sack of boobs face down on the ground, screaming at the pavement in earnest. Any passerby would probably think she’s crazy and leave her to die. My god, be careful Christina.