While promoting her new line of bedding at Mercedes Benz Fashion Week, Eva Mendes announced that she’s had sex in all 50 states. *Stunned silence* She went on to clarify that it wasn’t with 50 different men and that “A lot of it was on a road trip I took when I was younger.” *Sigh*
So, what did Eva learn on her amazing journey? That Arizona and Colorado are the best states to have sex in:
“Maybe it was the clear air, or the quiet, or the endless sky, she noted, whatever it was, it was really, really good.”
The worst state by far was Alaska:
“I’d really like a do-over on that state,” Mendes said, before suggesting publicists at Alaska Air sponsor a trip for her there for that purpose.
In related news, Alaska, here I come and Eva, prepare for the most incredible 2 – 2.5 minutes of your life.