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Eva Mendes had a plan

Eva Mendes

While promoting her new line of bedding at Mercedes Benz Fashion Week, Eva Mendes announced that she’s had sex in all 50 states. *Stunned silence* She went on to clarify that it wasn’t with 50 different men and that “A lot of it was on a road trip I took when I was younger.” *Sigh*

So, what did Eva learn on her amazing journey? That Arizona and Colorado are the best states to have sex in:

“Maybe it was the clear air, or the quiet, or the endless sky, she noted, whatever it was, it was really, really good.”

The worst state by far was Alaska:

“I’d really like a do-over on that state,” Mendes said, before suggesting publicists at Alaska Air sponsor a trip for her there for that purpose.

In related news, Alaska, here I come and Eva, prepare for the most incredible 2 – 2.5 minutes of your life.

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  • me

    please dont come to Colorado, ewwww. She looks like a guy, how can blur it out ” I had sex in 50 states”
    ghetto horse talking no name

  • will

    she looks like a horse

  • Chuck Roast

    a lady would never announce that she’s had sex in all 50 states so she will forever remain a slut.

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