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Heidi Montag turned 22

Yes! With each passing year, Heidi’s looks begin to fade and she becomes more and more irrelevant. Plus, her refusal to nurture any skill that doesn’t involve sitting there and looking pretty will eventually lead her to a life of misery, poverty and, hopefully, drug addiction. Happy belated birthday you attention whore.

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16 years ago

Jenna Jameson, watch out! Your standing as the plastic zombie whore is being challenged!