Hilary Swank to gain weight for next role

Hilary Swank is set to put on 20 to 30 pounds to play the lead in French Women Don’t Get Fat. One source has complete confidence in Hilary and says she can handle anything. However, close friends are concerned that she’s too small to be doing this and are worried about the effects it will have on her heart.

While French Women is nonfiction, an early premise says Swank will play the manager of a champagne company dealing with French beauties who consume bread, wine and pastries yet never gain an ounce. And naturally, self discovery happens along the way.

Hilary Swank? Fat? Finally. Another insult I can add to my arsenal. Let me give you guys a preview of what’s to come in the following months. Ahem.

Fatty fat fat fat. Hahahha. Would fatty like some pancakes. With extra syrup? And mayo? I bet fatty would. Ha ha, dumb fatty!

Thank you, thank you. *Takes a bow*

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12 years ago

omg, the first picture looks like val kilmer

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