Jenna Jameson is expecting twins

Jenna Jameson

Jenna Jameson announced via her seizure inducing MySpace page that she’s expecting twins.

Yes everyone, I can officially confirm that Tito and I are expecting twins! I had my second ultrasound today and was greeted by two big healthy babies with pounding hearts. I can’t even express the extreme serenity that came over me once I saw my children inside me. It has been my dream to have children for an exremely long time, and I truly feel like finally… the time is right and god has blessed me. I have never felt more like a woman, or more alive.

Lastly, I want to thank all of you for your unwavering support. It means so much to me, I don’t think you even know. There are a lot of nasty comments from insensitive people, but in my state of incredible happiness… It doesnt matter what they say!

I’m not religious, but it’s always weird to hear porn stars talk about god. You’d think god would have had a better plan for them than to have hundreds of men stab them in the vagina and use their faces as a cum canvas. Maybe Jenna’s god is really, really horny? I hear David Duchovny has a really great place in Arizona that can help him out with that.

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