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Jenna Jameson is expecting twins

Jenna Jameson

Jenna Jameson announced via her seizure inducing MySpace page that she’s expecting twins.

Yes everyone, I can officially confirm that Tito and I are expecting twins! I had my second ultrasound today and was greeted by two big healthy babies with pounding hearts. I can’t even express the extreme serenity that came over me once I saw my children inside me. It has been my dream to have children for an exremely long time, and I truly feel like finally… the time is right and god has blessed me. I have never felt more like a woman, or more alive.

Lastly, I want to thank all of you for your unwavering support. It means so much to me, I don’t think you even know. There are a lot of nasty comments from insensitive people, but in my state of incredible happiness… It doesnt matter what they say!

I’m not religious, but it’s always weird to hear porn stars talk about god. You’d think god would have had a better plan for them than to have hundreds of men stab them in the vagina and use their faces as a cum canvas. Maybe Jenna’s god is really, really horny? I hear David Duchovny has a really great place in Arizona that can help him out with that.

  • Bob Frapples

    “last week when Playboy did a good thing”
    WTF? Playboy is about showing naked women for men. NOBODY wants to see naked dudes who think they’re girls! Liberals LOVE science when it comes to shitting on religion but not when it comes to gender.

  • Jac Jac

    Ines Rau has the right to identify as a woman. But all the plastic surgery in the world can not make her one. Playboy’s desperate bid for attention may bite them in the ass.

    And you don’t have to be a Liberal to shit on religion.

  • “This guy identifies as a girl. And that’s cool.”

    Meanwhile back in the real world, it’s a sorry turn of events to see a porn star, no less, stating something blindly obvious to anyone with a modicum of common sense, and yet still get shouted down for daring to engage in wrongthink. Goodness, and then she has the temerity to not respond to criticism with a cringing apology for the crime of saying what most other people are probably thinking.

  • John Monitor

    I agree with Jenna … I want to see naked women, not men who have been skin grafted to look like women. Its like the difference between fake boobs and natural ones – men don’t care, as long as they’re boobs that came from women (not ones grown in a lab.)

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