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Jennifer Aniston drunk dials John Mayer

The Daily Mail reports Jennifer Aniston is back in contact with John Mayer. The two broke up last month, a few weeks after Jennifer Aniston got lip surgery “to appear more attractive to Mayer.”

‘Jennifer reached out to John first. She had a few glasses of wine – then decided to throw caution to the wind and make the first move.

‘John was pleasantly surprised to hear from her. He says they’ve been in contact pretty much every day since and he’s really looking forward to seeing her again soon.’

Every single rumor out there about Jennifer Aniston makes her seem pretty pathetic. If she’s not whining and bitching about a guy, she’s groveling at the feet of another guy. Is this a move by her PR firm to build sympathy for the girl no one cares about? Or is it more that she really is so pathetic that if you so much as even glance at her, she’ll fall madly in love with you. When you leave for work, does she just sit in front of the door all day waiting for you to come home? Judging by all these testimonials, yes, probably, maybe. Look, I don’t know. Who cares about her boring ass anyway?

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Batshit
Batshit
15 years ago

She is pathetic like any other human who has been kicked in the ass by “love” or something like it.

zagge
zagge
15 years ago

I dont beleive she has call him. have you never been in love and been dump

Kellen
Kellen
15 years ago

I don’t understand what she’s thinking. He is obviously using her for publicity, i.e. when he’s with someone famous he gets tabloid coverage, when he’s not no one even cares to cover him. She knows this, and she still goes out with him, and better yet, goes back to his hotel room with him. It’s pretty pathetic and sad when a woman with that much money and fame is so lonely she has to stoop to hanging out with people who don’t have her real interests at heart. She needs to find an older, rich, non-Hollywood type who will respect… Read more »

blossom
blossom
15 years ago

i just feel really sorry for her..after the whole angelina-brad drama, her confidence is bound to plummet..and this whole business with john mayer is obviously not going to make her situation easier..she has absolutely no one..people should be more sympathetic instead of dismissing her as a pathetic saddo…considering whats she’s been through she doesn’t deserve the crap that she’s getting.