Jennifer Lopez competed in the Nautica Malibu Triathlon finishing the 1/2 mile swim, 18 mile bike ride and 4 mile run in 2 hours and 23 minutes, but not without incident. Remember when I predicted Jennifer would start drowning. It actually happened. Except, her buoyant ass wasn’t the one to save her.
According to the Splash News photo description, Jennifer had to be rescued “as she could not support the big tides.”. She started sinking and went missing for a couple of seconds until her trainer came and dragged her fat ass to where it was shallow enough so she could stand. Once safe, “she gave a big smile showing relief.”
I don’t see why she needed someone to save her. Logic dictates all she needed to do was make that low pitched noise and a pack of humpbacks would have come to her aid. Whales take care of their own. Even if they are fatties.
‘Cash Me Ousside’ Girl Got Her Ass Kicked, How Bow Dah?
Tom Hardy — ‘I Caught the C*nt’
‘The Bachelor’ Chris Soules Allegedly Killed a Man and Will Be Passing Out Roses In Jail
Watching Iskra Lawrence Dance Is One of Life’s Greatest Pleasures
How ‘The Fast and the Furious’ Franchise Turned the Streets Into a Universe
Here’s Reese Witherspoon Running Because She Has to Work ‘Twice as Hard’ as a Man
Khloe Kardashian’s Body Being Robbed Blind by Tristan Thompson
‘Kingsman: The Golden Circle’ Has a Trailer and Channing Tatum
CJ Franco and Danielle Lombard are Models on a Yacht
The Rest of the Web, Monday, 4.24.17
Former Spice Girl Seduced 18-Year-Old Nanny
McDonald’s New Uniforms Are Perfect for the Dystopian Society We Live In