Wikipedia says Jennifer Metcalfe is an English actress who stars in Hollyoaks. That’s a good enough reason as any to put her up here. She may not be the best looking woman out there, but with the economy the way it is, it’s no time to be picky. Well, no time for you to be picky. Me? I’m able to beckon models while perched atop my mountain of delicious gold coins. Mmm, chocolaty.