Jessica Alba gave birth to her parasitic entity three months ago and her body already looks amazing. At least that’s what I read on other sites describing these pictures. In fact, I bet I would be pretty turned on right now if my eyes weren’t about to start bleeding because of the massive eye strain caused by the grain and blur in the photos. I could stare at these for hours and still only see a black and brown blob. I guess that’s what disappointment looks like.