John McCain canceled a scheduled appearance on the David Letterman show last night claiming he was suspending his campaign to solve our economic crisis. McCain told Dave he was on his way to the airport for a plane bound straight to Washington.
However, in the middle of David’s interview with Keith Olbermann, footage of McCain preparing for an interview with Katie Couric in the next studio over was shown. Awkward, but let’s be reasonable. It was obviously a McCain bot being interviewed by Katie, sent to do his bidding by the government while the real McCain was heading back to Washington to single-handedly solve our economic crisis. So not only is McCain a war hero, he’s my hero. *Swoon*
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