Apparently, ever since breaking up with Scarlett Johansson, Josh Hartnett has been coercing girls into having sex with him in public. This trickery is said to have been caught on CCTV.

But our mole went on: “Unfortunately the hotel has security cameras all over the place – the library included.

“This means their every spit and cough was recorded, and cringing hotel workers saw all of Josh’s X-rated moves.

“No one quite knew where to look and there was a very awkward silence.

“Josh didn’t seem bothered that the library wasn’t locked and anyone could just burst in. He just kind of went for it.

“After the event, someone had a quiet word in Josh’s ear and he was asked to take his personal business elsewhere in future.

“Josh took it on the chin and didn’t kick up a fuss. He’s been as good as gold since.”

Josh Hartnett always looks kind of dorky and perpetually lost or stoned so this rumor makes sense. Pot heads are lazy. Why would Josh walk all the way back up to his hotel room? Like I tell all the women I startle with my seductive looks. Passion waits for no man and no, I don’t have something in my eye. I’m winking.

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