Khloe Kardashian update!

Update: Khloe is on Celeb Apprentice and Kim is on DWTS. I got the names mixed up.

This is the moment you’ve all been waiting for. An update on the Kardashian’s life. Oh, the excitement is palpable. Are you ready?

While her sister is on Dancing With the Stars, Khloe Kardashian will be a contestant on Celebrity Apprentice along with Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis. This brings the total to two. Two reasons not to watch Celebrity Apprentice.

Also, similar to other D-list fame whores, Kim Kardashian would also like to put out an album.

“I would be down, if it was something fun. I love music, so it would just have to be the right thing. I’d say a little bit Michael Jackson in there. I would love to work with, like, Timbaland as a producer and maybe Justin Timberlake.”

I’d rather listen to the death rattles in a hospital trauma center than hear another “leaked” track from these retards. Every time Paris Hilton’s or Heidi Montag’s music comes on, I look at my window and contemplate jumping out of it. Ultimately, I don’t and I go downstairs to make a sandwich instead. Sandwiches are yummy.

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