Magical waters responsible for Kidman’s pregnancy

Nicole & Keith

Nicole Kidman says that swimming in enchanted Australian Outback waterfalls caused her to become fertile and contributed to her pregnancy.

“Seven babies were conceived out of this film and only one was a boy. There is something up there in the Kununurra water because we all went swimming in the waterfalls, so we can call it the fertility waters now.”

The only thing magical about this is that none of the people swimming there came out covered in leeches or carrying a tapeworm. That’s a bigger story than this mythical pregnancy which happened when Keith Urban shot his wad into her. Nicole should have also realized that the reason she couldn’t conceive with Tom was because one cannot be impregnated through anal sex. Trust me on this.

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