Here’s Mila Kunis filming scenes for Extract. It’s a movie about a girl with big tits who tries to have sex with me. I don’t know if they did any rewrites, but that was the script I sent in. I had 110 pages of different ways Mila and I have sex. On some of them I even drew little hearts with “Mila + Me” written on the inside for added emphasis. Although, if they did do rewrites, they should have really told me. I’ve been lying naked in Mila’s bed for about four hours now and all I hear are sirens.
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