Star Magazine reports that Nicole Richie has walked out on Joel twice already. The latest was when she fled to Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week with her daughter after fighting over whatever it is D-listers fight about. Probably over who gets the last gift bag. Joel followed her to kiss and makeup, but it didn’t work and he left for LA the next day where he partied and danced with Mischa Barton. As luck would have it, Paris Hilton was there to take a picture of them and text it to Nicole. Now Nicole and Joel sleep in separate rooms.
Good. The harder it is for them to procreate the better. They should also stuff each other in a barrell and fill it with concrete. I’m not sure how that will help their marriage, but let’s just go with it for now.
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