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Paris Hilton’s dogs were murdered

Paris Hilton

On Wednesday, two of Paris Hilton’s dogs were killed after a coyote attack. Paris is said to be grief stricken and has been crying the whole day. If you remember, Paris Hilton has a ton of pets including dogs, cats and many exotic animals. She probably can’t even keep track of them all. In fact, she’ll likely have them replaced in a couple of days by a pair of puppies or something equally as cute and she’ll be all giggly again. By next week she won’t even remember this happened. When you ask her about this in a month, the only thing she’ll say is, “What’s a coyote? Is it that thing that gets you really high? Do you have any?”

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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