Paris Hilton’s dogs were murdered

Paris Hilton

On Wednesday, two of Paris Hilton’s dogs were killed after a coyote attack. Paris is said to be grief stricken and has been crying the whole day. If you remember, Paris Hilton has a ton of pets including dogs, cats and many exotic animals. She probably can’t even keep track of them all. In fact, she’ll likely have them replaced in a couple of days by a pair of puppies or something equally as cute and she’ll be all giggly again. By next week she won’t even remember this happened. When you ask her about this in a month, the only thing she’ll say is, “What’s a coyote? Is it that thing that gets you really high? Do you have any?”

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