Roger Ebert never reviewed Disaster Movie with good reason. But, a reader sent him an e-mail demanding to know why because apparently everyone is wrong it’s the funniest thing ever. Roger replied back of course.
Q. Yo dude, u missed out on “Disaster Movie,” a hardcore [email protected] movie! Y U not review this movie!? It was funny as #ell! Prolly the funniest movie of the summer! U never review these, wat up wit dat?
A. Hey, bro, I wuz buzier than $#i+, @d they never shoed it b4 hand. I peeped in the IMDb and saw it zoomed to #1 as the low$ie$t flic of all time, wit @ [email protected] UZer Rating of 1.3. U liked it? Wat up wit dat?
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