Roger Ebert never reviewed Disaster Movie with good reason. But, a reader sent him an e-mail demanding to know why because apparently everyone is wrong it’s the funniest thing ever. Roger replied back of course.
Q. Yo dude, u missed out on “Disaster Movie,” a hardcore laugh-ur-@zz-off movie! Y U not review this movie!? It was funny as #ell! Prolly the funniest movie of the summer! U never review these, wat up wit dat?
A. Hey, bro, I wuz buzier than $#i+, @d they never shoed it b4 hand. I peeped in the IMDb and saw it zoomed to #1 as the low$ie$t flic of all time, wit @ lame-@zz UZer Rating of 1.3. U liked it? Wat up wit dat?
LOLZ!
Roger rules
The Ebert is NEVER wrong. NEVER.
I feel completely out of the loop here – what the hell happened to his face? The gastric bypass is pretty obvious but what’s up with the constant turtleneck?
Thyroid cancer.