The trailer for Tom Cruise’s Valkryie debuted yesterday at midnight. You can see Tom in his epic glory, playing Col. Claus von Stauffenberg, who speaks perfect English while everyone else has a German accent, hunting the most dangerous game of all: Man. Specifically, Hitler. It may sound a lot harder than hunting the homeless like me, but people don’t realize how fast those guys run. Especially if they’re being chased by a man with a bow and arrow, wearing only a loin cloth and war paint. Oh and I don’t want to spoil the movie for you, but their plan to take out Hitler fails.