I’ll take one for $5 please.
- Bossip: Serena Williams and her muscle booty
- Drunken Stepfather: Lisa Rinna has hard nipples
- Celebslam: Kim Kardashian is a threat to public safety
- Bastardly: Jenny McCarthy drinks Jamba Juice
- Celebitchy: Britney went on a date with Russell Brand?
- Asylum: Teacher accidentally screens porno to students
- CoEd: A priest sold coke from his campus rectory (heh heh, sounds like rectum)
- SOW: Guess who went blond
- CS: Fabulous fag hag