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Hollywood Madame claims Will Smith is a gay

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The internetz has long been flooded with rumors of Will Smith being a closeted homosexual and using his marriage with Jada Pinkett to cover it up. His dalliances with Scientology, of which another perceived to be gay actor is the figurehead of, hasn’t helped convince people otherwise. Now a “notorious Hollywood Madame,” tells Ian Halperin that after much reassurance, Will Smith placed an order through her for a man.

According to a notorious Hollywood Madame, Smith was a client of hers for years before she packed up shop and moved her operation to Manhattan earlier this year. She remembers the first time she ever spoke with Smith. “I had to reassure him over and over that I could guarantee discretion,” she said. “Once I convinced him I could, he placed his order. It was for a man. I had 14 women working for me and two guys. You’d be surprised at how many Hollywood stars requested the services of the guys.”

Between you and me, this Madame might have the wrong definition of discretion. Webster’s defines it as the “ability to make responsible decisions.” She defines it as “fuck you celebrity, I’m going to the media or Ian Halperin.” Regardless, Will Smith probably didn’t see this coming back to bite him in the ass or rather, munch his ass out. Whichever he’s into. When asked for comment, Will Smith snapped his fingers in the air, shook his head and said, “Uh-uh sista, that ho is a dirty lya.”

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It actually makes sense.

Scientologists believe homosexuality is a sickness that can be cured by them. L. Ron Hubbard’s son was gay but eventually he killed himself because of how badly they treated him.

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Will Smith and T.D. Faison two strong black men being scandalized by viscous media. So what if they know each other. Have you heard about some guys that Will Smith coming forth to share details of their dealings with Smith? There’s buzz on the net of former call guy T.D. Faison who is now an author. Who was hired by Smith in the past to either sleep with him or his wife. Could you find out info on this? Because I’m a fan of both of them and I don’t want these 2 black men being scandalized..

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