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Angelina got a “mommy tuck”

Angelina Jolie

I doubt this is true, but Star Magazine claims Angelina Jolie came out of hiding only after she had her self-esteem boosted with a tummy tuck.

Sources tell Star that the 33-year-old actress fretted over the size of her stomach while she was pregnant with Knox and Vivienne. “She doesn’t like to talk about it or admit it, but Angie told some friends that she had a ‘mommy tuck,’ ” says a family insider. “She likes the way that sounds better than tummy tuck.”

Angelina Jolie isn’t even human. No way she needs plastic surgery. Once she popped those twins out, a light shined down from the heavens onto her stomach and made it perfect again. It’s said everyone in the delivery room orgasmed when this happened.

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Wow, so she IS human. I think what would be best for her is to show her human side. She is normal, just like everyone else. I have met many celebrities. One interesting thing is that they are REALLY not very interesting!

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