The topic of discussion for the day is: Do black and white photos make half-naked chicks look classier? I’d like to think it does. That way, when I stalk admire Heidi Klum outside her window, police won’t be so quick to label me as a pervert. “No, no,” I’d tell them. “I’m an artist and my subject just happens to be taking a shower. See? Black and white photos. My pants? Why, they’ve fallen simply because I forgot my belt today.”