Ashlee Simpson had a white-trash birthday party

Ashlee Simpson celebrated her 24th birthday last Friday with a white-trash themed party at her home in Encino. Ashlee wore “Daisy Dukes and platform flip-flops with a bathing suit and a fake tattoo around her belly.” Which is pretty much Jamie Lynn Spears’ daily attire minus the tattoo. Ashlee’s dad, Joe, wore “a cut-off muscle T-shirt and a mullet wig.” Her sister Jessica, probably not realizing there was even a theme, showed off a lot of cleavage in a leopard print dress. The menu consisted of corn dogs, macaroni and cheese, chicken fingers and French fries. Security said they had to tase an overzealous Britney Spears before she ate everything.

Jeez. Why not just call this a Spears themed party. They can have party games like pin the condom on the penis and abort the baby. Then at the end they can lay waste to the rest of their lives by doing something stupid like having unprotected sex in a tractor or driving home drunk.

Inside Ashlee’s ‘White-Trash’ Birthday Bash [PEOPLE]

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