I only have a passing knowledge of UK celebs so please excuse me if I don’t know who Cheryl Tweedy is. If I had to venture a guess, she’s a stripper or singer or a stripper singer of some sorts. Either way, she’s not taking off her clothes. Instead, she’s doing this chicken dance. Which is great. IF YOU’RE TWELVE! Tsk tsk. You English really have to start stepping up your game. We even gave you Paris Hilton to help level the playing field.