This is for all you hardcore Angelina Jolie fans or Jennifer Aniston sympathizers. The quote making its way around the internets today is from an interview Angelina did with the New York Times. While talking about letting her kids watch Mr. and Mrs. Smith, she let slip, “Not a lot of people get to see a movie where their parents fell in love.”
She of course was talking about Brad Pitt who was with Jennifer Aniston at the time which only confirms the fact that she broke up Brad’s marriage. Regardless, Angelina has never denied this but has always said that they were not physical. In an old interview, Angelina claimed “To be intimate with a married man, when my own father cheated on my mother, is not something I could forgive. I could not, could not, look at myself in the morning if I did that.”
Whatever. They totally had sex. They can claim it wasn’t cheating, but wearing a ski mask, holding a knife to Brad Pitt’s throat and raping him is still sex. Just because Brad was crying and begging for his life, doesn’t mean he didn’t enjoy it. He was asking for it anyway. Did you see what he was wearing? That slut.
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