Courtenay Semel, Tila Tequila’s girlfriend and daughter of former Yahoo CEO Terry Semel, is being sued today by Jaroslaw Jarczok for unspecified damages. Jaroslaw, a security guard for Ceasar’s Palace, was attacked by Courtenay in a drunken rage last August at PURE Nightclub.
The debacle began when Courtenay was stopped for being “intoxicated from alcohol and/or chemical or other substances.” Jaroslaw arrested her which led to him being hit in the face and then suffering the greatest humiliation of all. Being told off by Courtenay Semel. According to the suit, she said: “Do you even know who I am, fucking idiot?…Google me, you dumb fuck.” Now he claims along with the humiliation, he’s “anxious about receiving harassing comments by friends.”
It looks like Jaroslaw did Google her and found out her net worth. Hence, the completely frivolous lawsuit. Furthermore, I don’t think you can sue someone for embarrassing you. Can you? If that’s the case, then you girls who laughed at my package are going to be verrry sorry.
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