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“Google me, you dumb fuck!”

Courtenay Semel, Tila Tequila’s girlfriend and daughter of former Yahoo CEO Terry Semel, is being sued today by Jaroslaw Jarczok for unspecified damages. Jaroslaw, a security guard for Ceasar’s Palace, was attacked by Courtenay in a drunken rage last August at PURE Nightclub.

The debacle began when Courtenay was stopped for being “intoxicated from alcohol and/or chemical or other substances.” Jaroslaw arrested her which led to him being hit in the face and then suffering the greatest humiliation of all. Being told off by Courtenay Semel. According to the suit, she said: “Do you even know who I am, fucking idiot?…Google me, you dumb fuck.” Now he claims along with the humiliation, he’s “anxious about receiving harassing comments by friends.”

It looks like Jaroslaw did Google her and found out her net worth. Hence, the completely frivolous lawsuit. Furthermore, I don’t think you can sue someone for embarrassing you. Can you? If that’s the case, then you girls who laughed at my package are going to be verrry sorry.

  • How do these kids turned out so Effed up.

  • Shane

    If he’s “anxious about receiving harassment comments” wouldn’t that mean he can’t wait to get them? I’m anxious that the girls who get off the bus at the end of my street will find my lollipop-shaped penis attractive. Anxiety is a mother!

  • Shane

    At least she didn’t say “Dogpile me, you dumb fuck!” Then she’d be the frivolous one.

  • Danny

    @ Upskt Celebs…

    ahhh…fine parenting, of course!

  • BMas

    I don’t think her father is very happy she said google me. The yahoo CEO…

  • Skttrbrain

    I hope this chick gets AIDS and dies horribly. Bitch!

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