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Halle Berry is the sexiest woman alive

Halle Berry was named by Esquire as the Sexiest Woman Alive. Of 2008. The new mom gave her own acceptance speech saying sexiness is a state of mind and adds, “That’s really the only wardrobe you need for sex: a tank top and pumps.”

As far as her favorite body part on a man, she likes the forearms. “They’re generally exposed, available, a little bit vulnerable. A forearm is different with every man, and when it comes to forearms, size matters. I don’t like them slight,” says the former Bond girl.

Halle goes on to talk about orgasms and how I’m awesome at giving them to her. While she doesn’t directly come out and say it, it’s sort of implied.

Ah, yes: the big O. You know that stuff they say about a woman being responsible for her own orgasms? That’s all true. And in my case, that makes me responsible for pretty damned good orgasms these days. Much better orgasms than when I was twenty-two. And I wouldn’t let a man control that. Not anymore. Now I’d invite him to participate. I’ll tell you this: I’ve learned my tricks. I know what I like. I do not wait around. I initiate. And I’m not all about frequency. I favor intensity.

See? I told you I was good. This proves it. So don’t believe what those other girls tell you. I don’t sob during sex. It’s more of a whimper.

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