I hope this makes Jennifer Lopez cry

Eva Mendes

Eva Mendes is pissed that she’s compared to that other Latina actress Jennifer Lopez. Eva would like to think her career is a little more serious.

“I would like to think I will have a more serious career than J.Lo. We may both be of Latin origin but that’s where the comparisons stop. She manages her career like the head of a big corporation, whereas the only thing I care about is becoming the best actress possible.”

Forget for a second Eva Mendes was in Ghost Rider and 2 Fast 2 Furious. She has a point. Almost every movie Jennifer has been in has sucked. Lopez is like the Latina Tara Reid minus the disfiguring plastic surgery. Jennifer’s idea of acting is to talk in a wispy voice and look into the camera with sad eyes. IN EVERY SINGLE SCENE! Being compared to Jennifer Lopez is probably the worst thing that could happen. People would rather be locked in a cage with a horny Courtney Love.


  • Bill Surman

    Trump has dispatched 140 helicopters, 28 ships, 6 Army field hospitals, 3 Navy seabee battalions, 5 US Army Combat Engineer battalions, 3 Civil affairs battalions, 2 nuclear subs capable of generating 2.8 gigawatts of electricity, given 300,000 tons of food, medical supplies and water from military stocks to Puerto Rico. But yea, boo Trump. SMH, Fucking losers.

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