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In space, Paris Hilton won’t be the only vacuous hole

Paris Hilton

Along with Moby, William Shatner and Sigourney Weaver, Paris Hilton too has paid a $200,000 deposit to secure her seat on the world’s first commercial space flight, Virgin Galactic, in 2010. Although, she’s a little hesitant to go through with it. If Star Trek and Howard the Duck have taught her anything, it’s that space travel can be dangerous. Paris said:

“I’m very scared to do it. What if I don’t come back? With the whole light years thing, what if I come back 10,000 years later, and everyone I know is dead? I’ll be like, ‘Great. Now I have to start all over.'”

Paris won’t have to worry about that whole “coming back” thing because she’ll be put in a “VIP” space pod segregated from everyone else. Her flight will make a special trip directly into the Sun. “That Paris Hilton. What a pioneer!,” they’ll say. “First person to almost land on the Sun without disintegrating.”

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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