Splash News got some photos of Gwen Stefani’s newest baby, Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale, yesterday at the Beverly Hills library. It looks like Gwen found out because she released her own photo on her website in an effort to beat them to the punch. I don’t know if it worked or not, but the baby is cute. He sort of resembles a tiny Michelin Man. I wish I was this cute when I was younger. I would have gotten all the chicks. Like a naked Gwen Stefani! Alas, I had to wait until high school to grow from an ugly duckling into a beautiful swan. And all I had to do was take off my glasses. Who knew it was that easy?
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