Last week, The National Enquirer claimed Jamie Lynn was pregnant for the second time in her short life. TMZ quickly denied it claiming they heard from a reputable source that this is a lie. NE, however, says that the anonymous denials are only to buy time until they figure out what to do and that Case Aldridge is pissed because he only learned about the pregnancy through the media.
“Jamie Lynn’s mom is furious about the pregnancy,” the family member told an ENQUIRER source. “And she’s livid the news leaked out, especially during her book tour.
“Lynne doesn’t want to talk about it publicly until they sort this out.
“Jamie Lynn is being pressured by people very close to her to abort. But no decision has been made yet.
It’s obvious Jamie Lynn is retarded so she’ll probably keep the baby. Her mom will be pretty pissed about that. Not because the decision to take on another baby Spears is the worst thing Jamie could do, but because this could really affect her book tour. If people didn’t think Lynne Spears was a complete screw up before, they’ll definitely think it now. You could have thrown Jamie Lynn out of a speeding car in the middle of the Mojave Desert and it still wouldn’t have been as bad as letting Lynne raise her. Here’s what Lynne Spears should do. Go to Amazon.com, search for how much a 100 pack of condoms cost, cry.
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