Jessica Alba is shown metaphorically and physically silenced in yet another ad for Declare Yourself, a campaign encouraging young people to vote. She’s wearing a Hannibal Lecter mask in this one. She was in bondage for the last one. You know these are working because it’s been proven that the only way one can convince young people to learn the issues and vote is to run ads that imply Jessica is into kinky sex and that you might have been able to see her naked had the photo not been cut off just above her breasts.
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