A few days ago Joaquin Phoenix mumbled something about quitting acting and focusing on his music. Everyone figured he was joking but he’s taking this one step further and putting his Hollywood Hills home on sale through realtor.com for $3,975,000.
You can’t fool me Joaquin. I’m not falling for these pranks. No one is ever going to spike my drink with GHB and hire a $20 prostitute to rape me when I pass out again. Oh yea, real funny, guys. Did you at least put a condom on me? I mean besides the one you stretched over my head?
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