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John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston to marry

First there were rumors of an unfortunate (for us) pregnancy. Now there are rumors that Jennifer Aniston might marry John Mayer and that it was Jen who made the first move. Because she’s desperate you see. According to Star:

After a barrage of romantic e-mails from him, “she said that she’d only take him back if they got married, and he agreed,” says a source. “They both know this is it. She wants to settle down, and finally, so does he. They’ve even talked about having a family, and John said that he couldn’t imagine doing it with anyone but her.”

A marriage by way of ultimatum. I like it. Maybe later Jennifer can withhold sex until John beats up Angelina and Brad for her because in Jen’s world, people will do your bidding or else…. *shakes fist*

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Stephanie Bello
Stephanie Bello
15 years ago

Dude, all I hope for is his happiness. If I’d realized it was like that I woulda popped the question at least a year ago..and saved him all the trouble and heartache…he’s learning just like the rest of us tho, because after all he is just one of us…an extremely talented and recognized one of us, and I can’t imagine how hardand uncomfortable it is learning your lessons with the whole world watchin ya- has got to make someones nerves on end…I pray for all hearts involved that this is the real thing for them and they complete each others… Read more »

Zee617
Zee617
15 years ago

I think they would be great together and make cute babies. You never know what day will be your last so Jen and John start popping out those babies.