Kim Kardashian was tossed

Having served her purpose, Kim Kardashian will no longer be appearing on Dancing With The Stars. She and her partner Mark Ballas were voted off. On the 5th anniversary of her dad’s death no less.

“The real Kim is very shy and reserved and not outspoken and loud like everybody assumes she is,” she told Usmagazine.com. “This was the perfect opportunity to show the real Kim.”

Whatever. She can’t dance anyway. Watching her perform is as awkward as watching Rosie O’Donnell use a fork instead of a mini-shovel. Kim should stick to stuff she knows like reality tv, shopping and being peed on by black guys.