Having served her purpose, Kim Kardashian will no longer be appearing on Dancing With The Stars. She and her partner Mark Ballas were voted off. On the 5th anniversary of her dad’s death no less.
“The real Kim is very shy and reserved and not outspoken and loud like everybody assumes she is,” she told Usmagazine.com. “This was the perfect opportunity to show the real Kim.”
Whatever. She can’t dance anyway. Watching her perform is as awkward as watching Rosie O’Donnell use a fork instead of a mini-shovel. Kim should stick to stuff she knows like reality tv, shopping and being peed on by black guys.
Vin Diesel Says He’d Whoop The Rock
Did Aaron Hernandez Kill To Cover Up His Homosexuality?
The Rest of the Web, Friday, 4.21.17
Rob Lowe Won the Acting Role of a Lifetime
Aaron Hernandez Wrote Suicide Note to Gay Prison Lover
Carmelo Anthony’s Mistress Will Turn Around The New York Knicks
‘Fast and Furious’ Franchise Spinning Off The Rock and Jason Statham
Good News on Friday: Next ‘Friday’ Movie May Finally Happen
Kim Kardashian Is Selling Candles of Herself as the Virgin Mary and People Are Mad
Amy Schumer Took a $2,000 Piss
It Looks A Lot Like This Kid Mouthed ‘Fuck You’ To Trump
Katy Perry Spits Out Starbucks’ Unicorn Frappuccino