Lindsay Lohan is difficult, bares vagina

LIndsay Lohan was supposed to guest star on six episodes of Ugly Betty but that number has been cut to four after cast and crew became reportedly annoyed with Lindsay’s antics. Lindsay would arrive with an “entourage” of people and smoke 24/7. She left her dressing room in such disarray that it had to be repainted. Not to mention Lindsay would “obsessively cut out pictures of herself out of the tabloids like she was creating a scrapbook and refused to go on set until America [Ferrera] was there” as some sort of power play. The fun didn’t stop there, however. Lindsay’s vagina also made an expected yet unexpected appearance.

One episode, titled “Granny Pants,” was about how Lohan, playing Betty’s high school nemesis, would “de-pants” Ferrera. But Ferrera exacts her revenge and pulls down Lohan’s pants instead. “Lindsay wasn’t wearing any underwear,” the source said.

But a Lohan pal fumed, “Bull [bleep]! Lindsay wears underwear all the time now. She was wearing a G-string. And it was America’s fault. They were rehearsing the scene and America wasn’t supposed to pull Lindsay’s pants down – but she did. Lindsay was so embarrassed, she started crying.”

it was also used by the cast of the Fox sci-fi thriller “Fringe.” “So maybe they messed it up. And an entourage? Yeah, she had her sober companion with her, as well as her manager, assistant and [girlfriend] Samantha Ronson. Her publicist was there a couple of times. But so what?”

The pal blames Ferrera for any issues, saying, “America was mean to Lindsay. Producers give her too much power. Lindsay didn’t do the last two episodes because America didn’t like her and got her kicked off.”

This sounds a little suspect. Lindsay’s vadge is like the addict brother that shows up back home every once in a while asking for money. It’s always a shock to see him, but you’re used to the surprise. When they pulled Lindsay’s pants down she probably just shrugged and said, “First of all. Yes, my doctor told me it’s normal. Second, I’m going to my trailer to smoke. Call me when your eyes stop burning.” You know, burning on account of the herpes fumes and all.


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13 years ago

I don’t understand what makes Her think She is a “Celebrity”. She has’nt done anything to warrant the opportunity to have Fame. She will disappear into obscurity without a carreer in Show Business and more than likely become another West Side Leather Faced Alky Hag. It is sad because there is so much “REAL” Talent that gets overlooked in Hollywierd. Those of us who were born in this Town ignore Her foibles and consider Her to be Trashy and Uninteresting. Most could care less.

10 years ago

Haha, sexy.

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