It’s true that Marisa Miller is hot. It’s also true that I’ll probably never get to sleep with her or even meet her and it’s true that I can’t even afford to buy her used panties on the black market. And yes, it’s true that my lunch consists of a pudding cup I found in the trash. Where was I going with this? Oh, right. I’m single, ladies! Call me?
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