Lindsay Evans Mug Shot

Miss Louisiana Teen USA Lindsey Evans was stripped of her crown as a result of pulling the most unsuccessful dine and dash in the history of man. Evans and her friends bailed on a $46.07 bill but Evans left her purse there. When she went back to get it, she was greeted by cops who found weed in her purse.

Well, whatever. This isn’t bad. When I pull a dine-and-dash, I like to leave a calling card too like my driver’s license or passport. That way they know who just owned them. You’ve been hit by a smooth criminal, bitches.

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