More kids = more fun

Angelina Jolie went on Today show to promote Changeling and the conversation predictably steered towards her growing multicultural army of pint size mercenaries. Matt Lauer asked if Angelina will be adding to her collection anytime soon and she gives a definite, “Yeah.” With some prodding Angelina explains that the process can’t even begin until the new twins are six months old.

This shouldn’t be shocking to anyone. Angelina gets a new baby every year. She likes the new baby smell. It’s just the sheer quantity that makes people nervous. They should calm down though. Eventually natural selection will fix these numbers and if not, dumping the weak ones in the woods would work too.

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