Nicole Richie has changed. Not personality-wise. Her personality is still abhorrent. On a personality scale of 1-10, 10 being the best and 1 being a watermelon, Nicole scores a 4.
No, the change I’m talking about is chest-wise. Her breasts have gotten bigger. Have you noticed? It makes her much more bearable. It even raises her personality rating to 6. Now when she talks, that awful grating sound you used to hear in your head has turned into a pleasantly annoying bird-like chirp.