No one wants to be on your street anyway

During Madonna’s performance in New York yesterday, she told Sarah Palin to get off her street (similar to how she banned her from her party). She also threatened to kick her ass if she didn’t “get off of my street.” “It’s nothing personal. I love her soul,” Madonna sarcastically remarked.

Sarah Palin should be scared. Have you seen Madonna? She’s She-Hulk personified. She could tear Palin’s head off like those freaks at circuses do to those chickens. I’m pretty sure wherever Madonna goes, she has to register her hands as lethal weapons. One time Madonna even hugged a baby and accidentally crushed every bone in their body. True story.