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Paris Hilton somewhere

Paris Hilton is currently in London filming her reality series Paris Hilton’s My New BBF and is very happy there. In fact, she loves London so much that she’s considering living there permanently. Paris told her friends,

“I love it here, I am going to move here permanently. I have already been here for one month and am much, much happier here.

“I love guys with English accents.

“I have met a really cute English guy, but it’s early days.”

Our sincerest apologies London, but Paris is your problem now. And no, we won’t take her back. We can only offer this helpful hint on dealing with the heiress. Wear gloves and gas masks at all times. Over the years, her VD’s have developed the unique ability to flutter en masse out of the chasm that she calls a vagina. This is known in the States as The Paris Hilton Effect.

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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