Paris Hilton is currently in London filming her reality series Paris Hilton’s My New BBF and is very happy there. In fact, she loves London so much that she’s considering living there permanently. Paris told her friends,
“I love it here, I am going to move here permanently. I have already been here for one month and am much, much happier here.
“I love guys with English accents.
“I have met a really cute English guy, but it’s early days.”
Our sincerest apologies London, but Paris is your problem now. And no, we won’t take her back. We can only offer this helpful hint on dealing with the heiress. Wear gloves and gas masks at all times. Over the years, her VD’s have developed the unique ability to flutter en masse out of the chasm that she calls a vagina. This is known in the States as The Paris Hilton Effect.
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