Stacy Keibler isn’t that famous but she’s in the November issue of Maxim anyway. What a bitch. Oh sure, you’ll be in Maxim but when I ask if you want to be in my magazine, “Hot Piece of Ass I Whack Off To Monthly” or HPOAIWOTM, you pepper spray me in the eyes. You’ll rue the day, Stacy. My publication is well respected with nearly 13 readers. When they hear about this, you’ll never work in Hollywood again. You’ve made a very powerful enemy.