If you’ve ever wondered what Tara Reid does for a living, keep wondering because these pictures won’t help answer that question. What they will do is give insight into Tara’s plummeting bags of saline and sad nipples. Whoever is paying Tara to do whatever it is ugly people can do (be a scarecrow?), please provide a clause in the contract for bras. Tara desperately needs them. She has a hard time playing croquet.