Me and millions of high pitched eighth graders agree. Zac Efron is the hottest robotic wax figure in Disney history. Which is why Zac disrobing on Broadway is way hotter news than Susie kissing Jared in the boy’s bathroom. Of course, this hasn’t been confirmed. Zac merely mentioned in passing at the London Premiere of High School Musical 3 that he’s been approached to take over for Daniel Radcliffe in Equus.
Many expect Zac’s appearance in the nude to prove once and for all that he is just like the living Ken doll obsessed young teens think of him as. Right down to the non-existent penis that lies below his plasticy torso.
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