Anne Hathaway

All you have to do to date Anne Hathaway is be a loser. She likes those types of guys. You can either commit fraud like her now imprisoned ex, Raffaello Follieri, or you can be an opportunist like her current boyfriend, actor Adam Shulman.

“Adam is known as an opportunist,” an insider told Page Six. “When he was at Brown [University], he went after all the heiresses. It’s like Anne is addicted to losers.” A rep for Shulman had no comment.

Anne Hathaway also goes for guys who run dog fights from their backyard, spousal abusers and people who trip little children just for fun. But what makes Anne really hot are 419 scam artists who need help getting their funds out of Nigeria.

If you’re not any of those but still want a chance at Anne, you could always stand in the vegetable section of Whole Foods and laugh hysterically at the ginger. Anne enjoys being crazy like that too.

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