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Anne Hathaway knows how to pick them

All you have to do to date Anne Hathaway is be a loser. She likes those types of guys. You can either commit fraud like her now imprisoned ex, Raffaello Follieri, or you can be an opportunist like her current boyfriend, actor Adam Shulman.

“Adam is known as an opportunist,” an insider told Page Six. “When he was at Brown [University], he went after all the heiresses. It’s like Anne is addicted to losers.” A rep for Shulman had no comment.

Anne Hathaway also goes for guys who run dog fights from their backyard, spousal abusers and people who trip little children just for fun. But what makes Anne really hot are 419 scam artists who need help getting their funds out of Nigeria.

If you’re not any of those but still want a chance at Anne, you could always stand in the vegetable section of Whole Foods and laugh hysterically at the ginger. Anne enjoys being crazy like that too.

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Billy
Billy
15 years ago

With Anne it appears to be All or Nothing she gives All they give her nothing,or is she so insecure and afraid of being alone she falls for the first loser she meets. Like so many others once they fall for a certain type they make the same mistake time and time again. Or is it perhaps as she is prepared to act like a bitch on screen this is how she is treated in reality. Her ex certainly showed her little respect and used her, and by all accounts ripped her off as well, and then tried to blame… Read more »